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To provide you with the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly useless prophecies this side of the 7th dimension.
We use a combination of rigorous research, questionable sources, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated madness to bring you the most accurate and least useful prophecies in the land.
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals with a passion for making things up and selling you on it.
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